Always wear underwear

[Alternate title: "Don't Hike on a Bluff in the Buff."]

Unless you are Sharon Stone or Britney Spears, ladies, remember, it is always a good idea to wear underwear -- if not full attire -- when hiking. Because you never know when you might get stuck and need to be rescued -- with a camera crew filming the incident and airing it on Fox News and YouTube.



[When you have a minute, check out the comments on YouTube.]

Note to self: Remember to pack extra undies for your San Diego trip -- and avoid Black's Beach at Torrey Pines State Park.

UPDATED: It pays to have relatives in La Jolla. Here's a video featuring the very attractive (formerly naked) hiker! Enjoy!