So, herewith, my list of the Pros and Cons of Spring:
Pros | Cons |
Warm weather outside! | I’m stuck inside, working. |
Flowers and trees blooming everywhere! | Bugs everywhere |
I have a lawn again! | That lawn isn’t going to mow itself. |
Birds singing! | Effing birds chirping like an alarm clock at 5 a.m. |
Hello shorts and t-shirts! | Hello stretch marks, cellulite, flabby bits |
Baseball! | I’ll be lucky if my team breaks .500 |
Better mileage! | Higher gas prices + more driving |
Cute furry animals frolicking on my lawn! | Tics + animal poop |
Feel free to add your own Pros and Cons via the Comments. And enjoy the warm weather!
(Wonder how long it will take Dave S. to say "Seasonal allergies"...)
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